| MON: May 24, 2010 -- 2:33 pm |
[May 24 2010 / 02:33pm] |
[ private ]
What the hell. That was Katie this morning. That's my Katie. That's
It's been three and a half years, but I know that voice.
What is she doing on the bloody radio? What is she doing here? Did she follow me? Why would she? It was her decision to leave, to have nothing to do with Summer. Why is she in fucking San Francisco?
I've got to talk to Mari... She's never going to forgive me.
That's what I get for flipping channels on the way to work.
[ mari ]
I'm not sure when I'll be able to come over tonight, love. I'll do my best, though.
[ public ]
Hectic day today. Returns galore. Why people insist on returning their Easter stuff now when we can't even resell it is beyond me. People, if your kid doesn't fit in her dress, bring it back right away, please. Or lose the receipt so we only have to give you three dollars back. I'd be okay with either.
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| SAT: May 15, 2010 -- 12:39 am |
[May 15 2010 / 12:39am] |
How to wake your mother and really piss her off in the process:
Step One: Forget to eat before you go to work.
Step Two: Not get home from work until about eleven.
Step Three: Come down at about midnight to raid the fridge.
Step Four: Not make sure your dog knew you were downstairs before opening the fridge, resulting in said dog barking.
And thus the aforementioned mother wakes and shouts at you. I love my mum, I really do, but she's cranky when the dog wakes her. The weird part is the dog didn't hear me come down or talk to the cat, but heard the refrigerator open.
On the bright side, peanut butter and jelly makes it all worth it. Officially my favorite part of America, hands down.
Isn't my life fascinating? I need my own flat. Why are kids so expensive?
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